he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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