he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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