I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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