it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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