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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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mondays should just be called national damage control day
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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