Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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