She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Send help, water and tortillas.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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