And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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