Do vagina's smell?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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