Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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