Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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