I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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