Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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