I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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