Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You pole danced in your parka.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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