If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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