idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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