hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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