No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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