just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
