Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
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I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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