White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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