I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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