maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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