Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
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What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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