This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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