I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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