Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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