I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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