Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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