Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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