Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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