piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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