do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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