It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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