He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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