But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
ugly people sure do ruin things
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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