I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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