What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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