he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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