How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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