i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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