dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
id be glad to
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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