Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Farmville is her only friend.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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