I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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