maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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