My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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