This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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