You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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