You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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