She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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