why didn't you poke me back
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
