you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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