And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
