we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
i now understand why vodka
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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