But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
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